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Lachlan's avatar

Can we see the new rebuilt patio?

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Todd's avatar

"So I’m not going to waste time pretending not to be some sort of degenerate weirdo."

Whew!

There's the Laurie we all know and love . . . !

Thought we'd lost you to terminal adultingnessosis.

I understand the next stage turns you into this:

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Laurie Penny's avatar

God no. I was just sad.

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Todd's avatar

Good! You're normal!

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Andreas's avatar

Aww, this was delightful writing.

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David Conroy's avatar

Congratulations on your liberation. You have nothing to lose but your patio furniture.

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