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"Then he was caught and identified, and he turned out to have big brown eyes and a cracking jawline, and the internet lost its goddamn mind."

BEST

LINE

EVER

!!!

(Almost made me blow my eggnog out my nose . . . .)

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Great work.

It also reminds me that my favorite theory of Trump's popularity - borne out by all the Trump voters who did not bother voting for Republicans in downballot races - is that he represents the biggest middle finger that voters could extend to the political class.

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Yep, I’m with you there. The photo I saw of a car with “TRUMP - because fuck you, that’s why” painted across its back window summed it up perfectly.

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This is a marvelous post, the best take so far!

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